There was a white cuddly cat
His name was Pat.
He is very fat.
All day he sat
On his comfortable fluffy mat,
He spotted a nasty brat.
It was a teeny tiny rat.
The rat was holding an enormous bat,
To hit a teeny tiny gnat
That sat on a humongous hat.
The cat set a trap
With the help of his map
To catch the rat and make a delicious wrap.
But the rat escaped through a tiny gap
Near the tap.
So the cat went for a nap
On his lady’s comfortable lap.
