Have you ever wondered,
If Santa was stranded in a desert?
He might melt away in the heat,
Hoping for an ice cold dessert!
He will have to live like a Saudi Arabian,
Wearing a white cloth on his head.
He can’t pull his sleigh with his reindeers,
He will have to use camels with furry heads.
So now more Christmas if he lands there,
But his elves will be the new Santa Claus!
Oh the fun they will have,
Ruling North Pole with Mrs. Claus everywhere.
Santa will be mad,
So they are prepared with pranks!
They will make sure he can never come back.
They will steal from banks,
And blame it on innocent old Santa.
I hope it never happens!
